ALWAYS ... always wear underwear to work.

This girl asked to see my jump kick. Now might I say I have an INCREDIBLE jump kick - so I obliged. Ripped the crotch out of my jeans whilst commando. In the front office. In front of 4 girls. 3 of them fainted. The other was rushed to the hospital for a serious eye injury.

Here is the result:

sorry - I had to post this.

So I was talking to my friend Alex today - he's in europe currently. We were catching up and this conversation came about:

I'll try to find a picture of him to post.

[7:35 PM] kingleper (Manus): it rains her constantly
[7:36 PM] kingleper (Manus): I just rode 36 miles in the rain
[7:36 PM] kingleper (Manus): from wageningen to here
[7:36 PM] os80iso (Aaron Hogan): rode?
[7:36 PM] kingleper (Manus): utrecht
[7:36 PM] kingleper (Manus): on a bike
[7:36 PM] os80iso (Aaron Hogan): 36 miles??
[7:36 PM] os80iso (Aaron Hogan): damn
[7:36 PM] kingleper (Manus): a 24" girls bike
[7:36 PM] kingleper (Manus): with "Flirt"
[7:36 PM] kingleper (Manus): on the side of it
[7:36 PM] kingleper (Manus): its Esthers from when she was 13, her grandparents loaned it to me
[7:37 PM] os80iso (Aaron Hogan): hahahahahaha
[7:37 PM] os80iso (Aaron Hogan): hahahahahahahahaahahahaa
[7:37 PM] os80iso (Aaron Hogan): no fucking way
[7:38 PM] kingleper (Manus): yes way
[7:38 PM] kingleper (Manus): oh wait
[7:39 PM] kingleper (Manus): did I mention it has 45 pounds of gear hooked to it with bungie cords?
[7:39 PM] kingleper (Manus): a sleeping bag and clothes on one side
[7:39 PM] kingleper (Manus): a backpack on top
[7:39 PM] kingleper (Manus): and a tent and sleeping roll on the other side
[7:39 PM] kingleper (Manus): http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/703683551.html
[7:39 PM] os80iso (Aaron Hogan): man you're fuckin doin it up
[7:39 PM] kingleper (Manus): oh yeha
[7:39 PM] kingleper (Manus): people look at me like I'm a vagrant
[7:40 PM] kingleper (Manus): I'm wearing nothing but second-hand clothes too
[7:40 PM] kingleper (Manus): I get these weird looks
[7:40 PM] kingleper (Manus): today I was in the grocery store
[7:40 PM] kingleper (Manus): buying my daily liter of milk
[7:40 PM] kingleper (Manus): and this lady read my shirt
[7:40 PM] os80iso (Aaron Hogan): hahahhaha
[7:40 PM] kingleper (Manus): which says "Homophobia, that's so gay"
[7:40 PM] os80iso (Aaron Hogan): hahahahahahahah
[7:40 PM] kingleper (Manus): and she gave me the most fucked up look
[7:41 PM] os80iso (Aaron Hogan): well, yeeahh?!??

My Feet Are Fucking Bleeding Like Jesus

Who would ever think that 2 1/2 hours of walking barefoot on concrete is a bad idea?

In my defense I'm not retarded. It's a long story and it wasn't my fault. Fuck you for judging me. I love you.

“People say graffiti is ugly, irresponsible and childish… but thats only if its done properly.”

Work ..

Will this ever be finished??